Martini Tee — "I'm okay, I just need a straight jacket and a pitcher of Martinis" Graphic T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Lightweight, breathable, and quietly witty — this soft cotton tee wears like a favorite conversation. A delicate martini illustration sits on the chest alongside a hand-lettered line that reads like a private joke; a small banner design rests on the upper back for a subtle, offbeat signature. The retail cut keeps the silhouette neat under a blazer or layered with a cardigan, while the crew neckline and ribbed collar hold their shape through many washes. Ethically made from Airlume combed ring-spun cotton with tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape, it’s built to feel good and last.
Wear it to late-night gatherings, low-key cocktail hours, or slow weekends when you want clothing that feels personal rather than loud. The muted artwork and clean layout appeal to people who favor understated humor and vintage-inspired accents. It’s for those who collect small moments — a laugh, a clink of glassware, a line that lands — and want a shirt that nods to that quieter sense of fun.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that retains shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and long-lasting shape
- DTF/DTG printed sleeve and neck label options for crisp, detailed artwork; tear-away label to reduce irritation
- Ethically manufactured; REACH certified, Fair Labor Association & WRAP standards applied; blank sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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